A top down shooter where the only way to move and fight is with the recoil of your blunderbuss. Whirl through waves of garden-destroying pests to defend Bert's garden, strive to reach higher and higher scores and become the Top Gnome!
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Bert has a problem. You see, he’s stuck in his hat and it won't stop spinning. There are pests everywhere, and he can't move without the recoil of his blunderbuss. Use the power of ancient Gnomic angles (physics) to ping pong your way around the various maps acquiring power ups and bullets as you go.
In your quest to help Bert you will be able to:
Quality of life features:
Join our discord for updates on the game and join the community.
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Bert has a problem. You see, he’s stuck in his hat and it won't stop spinning. There are pests everywhere, and he can't move without the recoil of his blunderbuss. Use the power of ancient Gnomic angles (physics) to ping pong your way around the various maps acquiring power ups and bullets as you go.
In your quest to help Bert you will be able to:
Quality of life features:
Join our discord for updates on the game and join the community.
A top down shooter where the only way to move and fight is with the recoil of your blunderbuss. Whirl through waves of garden-destroying pests to defend Bert's garden, strive to reach higher and higher scores and become the Top Gnome!
We are not affiliated with IsThereAnyDeal.
Steam data © 2025 Valve Corporation. Steam and the Steam logo are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Valve Corporation in the U.S. and/or other countries. Independent of Valve. Pricing and availability subject to change.