Hans is a physics-driven, parkour adventure. Ascend to the sky with our lonely watermelon hero. Navigate treacherous platforms, defy physics by slowing down time, try not to fall and chase the dream of reuniting with humanity. No saves. Bounce, fail, adapt, and bounce again.
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Warning: This game was developed only for good players — and monitors with thick glass. Ever met Earth's loneliest watermelon? Meet Hans, an immortal being birthed from a bizarre twist of science, and left behind when humanity embarked for the stars. Hans isn't just a refreshing summer snack. He's a melon with dreams, ambitions, and a bounce that defies his juicy constitution.
In "Hans", you'll roll alongside our intrepid fruit as he navigates a world that’s gone quite mad. Skyscrapers defy gravity, forests levitate, cars take flight, and amidst it all, Hans? He's just trying to keep it together, one bounce at a time.
Here’s the twist: Hans is all physics. Every roll, every leap, every desperate cling to a floating platform is governed by the merciless laws of momentum and mass. Think you're maneuvering a regular character like in other games? Or perhaps grabbing those flying platforms with human hands? Think again. You're guiding a watermelon with a will of its own. Hans is your spherical, seed-filled challenge.
But here's where things get juicy. Those bouncy bollards you see? They want you to fail and they're just the beginning. Prepare to grapple with rotating platforms that'll spin Hans in all directions, cannons with a penchant for melon-launching, and wrecking balls that have a very personal vendetta against our pulpy protagonist. Each obstacle is a testament to your skill, patience, and perhaps a little bit of your sanity.
This isn't the Wonderland, and you're certainly not Alice. Expect to lose progress, over and over. The world is unforgiving, and Hans? He's resilient but he relies on you.
Oh, and a small piece of advice: Control your nerves. Hans might be digital, but that monitor you're about to smash? Very, very real. To conquer this game, you'll need to feel, act, think and roll like a watermelon. So, are you ready to become one? Features to Feast On:
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Warning: This game was developed only for good players — and monitors with thick glass. Ever met Earth's loneliest watermelon? Meet Hans, an immortal being birthed from a bizarre twist of science, and left behind when humanity embarked for the stars. Hans isn't just a refreshing summer snack. He's a melon with dreams, ambitions, and a bounce that defies his juicy constitution.
In "Hans", you'll roll alongside our intrepid fruit as he navigates a world that’s gone quite mad. Skyscrapers defy gravity, forests levitate, cars take flight, and amidst it all, Hans? He's just trying to keep it together, one bounce at a time.
Here’s the twist: Hans is all physics. Every roll, every leap, every desperate cling to a floating platform is governed by the merciless laws of momentum and mass. Think you're maneuvering a regular character like in other games? Or perhaps grabbing those flying platforms with human hands? Think again. You're guiding a watermelon with a will of its own. Hans is your spherical, seed-filled challenge.
But here's where things get juicy. Those bouncy bollards you see? They want you to fail and they're just the beginning. Prepare to grapple with rotating platforms that'll spin Hans in all directions, cannons with a penchant for melon-launching, and wrecking balls that have a very personal vendetta against our pulpy protagonist. Each obstacle is a testament to your skill, patience, and perhaps a little bit of your sanity.
This isn't the Wonderland, and you're certainly not Alice. Expect to lose progress, over and over. The world is unforgiving, and Hans? He's resilient but he relies on you.
Oh, and a small piece of advice: Control your nerves. Hans might be digital, but that monitor you're about to smash? Very, very real. To conquer this game, you'll need to feel, act, think and roll like a watermelon. So, are you ready to become one? Features to Feast On:
Hans is a physics-driven, parkour adventure. Ascend to the sky with our lonely watermelon hero. Navigate treacherous platforms, defy physics by slowing down time, try not to fall and chase the dream of reuniting with humanity. No saves. Bounce, fail, adapt, and bounce again.
We are not affiliated with IsThereAnyDeal.
Steam data © 2025 Valve Corporation. Steam and the Steam logo are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Valve Corporation in the U.S. and/or other countries. Independent of Valve. Pricing and availability subject to change.
