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You will pay $99.99 to be psychologically tortured by a sentient job application. You will learn to live, laugh, love until the walls bleed. You will become a succulent beverage.
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About DRINK HUMAN BEANS
Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!
<u>Features:</u>
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Relatable phone-based interaction system.
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Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.
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A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.
<u>Privileges:</u>
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Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.
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Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.
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Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field (Security Clearance Required).
<u>Minimum Qualifications:</u>
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Must be able to read, quickly.
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Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.
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Able to complete assigned tasks independently.
<u>Preferred Qualifications:</u>
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Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.
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Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.
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Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.
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Strong desire to generate Value.
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Tinnitus resistance.
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Morally flexible.
<u>Important System Disclosures:</u>
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Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.
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Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.
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During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.
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Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.
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Genuine human interaction is not available at this time.
<u>Disclaimers:</u>
*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value. "The future of Capitalism is all about you swimming up a little straw when I suck on it." Kotaku.gov
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