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83%35483% positive reviews, Very Positive across 354 reviews·Tower Defense · Zombies
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A place where wishes come true! You just need to protect the obsidian portal from zombies. Mine resources with your pickaxe, build traps, and put them to use — let them grind the zombies into a juicy green porridge! Funny meme endings!
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About All Noobs must die
The Sly Hacker invites you to a deadly tournament! Will you be able to protect the obsidian portal from zombies and survive at any cost? If so, you will receive a reward for the challenge — the fulfillment of your wish! Build traps, use secret levers, have fun and wield cold and firearms in the battle against the massive army of zombie monsters! Strike the levers with your pickaxe to activate rare frost traps or a machine gun-wielding guard! Mine resources with your pickaxe for crafting new weapons at the crafting table! Level up and unlock new traps! Construct your unique defense using traps, turrets, magic towers, and levers!
Embark on an adventure — crush and smash zombie and!
Features:
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Heroes: Noob, Pro, Hero Brin, and their girlfriends!
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A variety of weapons: bows, shotguns, pistols, rifles and of course, a pickaxe!
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5 weapon qualities: common (white), uncommon (green), rare (blue), epic (purple), and legendary (yellow).
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Magical, ancient, and modern traps, turrets, towers, and secret levers!
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Unique biomes: Monster School, Jail Break, Villager Village!
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Monster armies: zombies, skeletons and hellish bosses!
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Big bosses every fifth level!
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In-game shop with cute and funny animals!
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Meme Endings — video clips at the end of the game. The Hacker trolls Noob, Pro, Hero Brin, and their girlfriends!
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