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83%66083% positive reviews, Very Positive across 660 reviews·Procedural Generation · Atmospheric
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90s inspired 2D platformer with robots that cuss at you if you jump on their face.
90s inspired 2D platformer with foul mouthed enemies. Control a non-binary coffee serving robot whose alien overlords have made demands beyond their job description. Fire lasers, throw coffees and stomp your enemies as you navigate the challenges of being a robot stuck between alien factions that can't find common ground on offensive cuss words. Each level offers achievements for collecting all available coffees, destroying every enemy, beating the best time set by the developer and simply by completing the level in the first place. This game was entirely created by one person with open source software including sounds and an original soundtrack. See him set the time to beat for each level on YouTube.
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