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Paddle through pain. Solo or co-op. One paddle each. Lava everywhere. You’ll fall. You’ll scream. You might cry. Good luck and embrace the salt.
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About Paddle Paddle Paddle
A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.
Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.
At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.
This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:
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Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god
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Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.
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Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)
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High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)
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Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!
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Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves
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One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)
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Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer
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Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little
Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.
I hope you have some fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.
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