Games Like DFP - Disappear from Polizia

Your grandma’s been kidnapped, and you'll do whatever it takes to pay her ransom. Disappear From Polizia is the only rogue-like police checkpoint simulator where you smuggle absurd items and face off against even more absurd cops. You play as a driver—but your real weapon is your wit: one wrong answer and your Suspicion Level shoots up. Hit the limit, and it’s jail time.

Between flashing lights and sirens, you’ll plan your strategy by combining bizarre contraband (from a Disassembled Missile to a Pool Full of Eels) with oddball upgrades like the Sus-Comb. Every decision shapes your game: new rules, new suspicions, and new chances to create utterly bizarre stories.

No two runs are ever the same, and things only get weirder the farther you go—naked cyber-ninjas crowd your trunk, snakes slither inside bras, chocolate busts of forgotten dictators melt in the passenger seat. Even your shadow might forsake you… literally.

Every cop you meet is generated in real time with AI prompts that shape their attitude, personality, and quirks. Can you read the situation, improvise, and make it through?

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Turn on the headlights, pick your cargo… and try to Disappear from Polizia.