Games Like Horrible Princess: Surbibor

The Game:

Rescuing a princess... old fashioned maybe, but that’s been Billy’s obsession ever since he was a kid, spending endless hours binge watching old Dinkey films.

Years passed. Billy grew up. No job. No studies. No friends. Nothing but his craving for a princess-rescue adventure. Risky? Dangerous? Sure. But also… potentially lucrative. 

At the start, you must choose a princess (or prince) to rescue. If you can’t decide, just follow your heart.

They might even grant you a small symbolic gift to begin your quest—along with a peculiar request: bring them some cursed object they long for. A tote bag, bubble tea, cigarettes, glue… mundane things, but cursed nonetheless. Each of these objects comes with a peculiar perk or curse you’ll have to endure throughout your journey.

You begin in near-darkness, armed with little more than a basic weapon and sheer stubbornness. You are weak. Near-sighted. Totally dependent on gear:

Runes (precious few, acumulables,). (+40)

& more!

Weapons & Magic (manual and automatic, upgradeable up to seven levels.). (12)

& more!

Cursed objects:

& more!

Survive the endless waves. Face the bosses. Defeat the castle. Discover 3 misteries. Rescue your chosen royal and deliver the cursed trinkets. Then unlock one of twelve or more endings—each low-budget, unconfirmed, and guaranteed to disappoint.

*All of it wrapped in dozens of collectible curated classical music tracks, with enough baroque bangers that slap harder than Billy’s father’s emotional distance.

About:

Hello. You still here? I've made this game alone, at night, hearing people getting asaulted on the street because I live in a shitty neighbourhood. It's my first game, so if you buy it and then you return it.. that would not be ok.