Games Like CRIMPO QUEST

Crimpo is out on summer break! However, the wizard Spelefdo done did splattered him up with a golf cart and broke his phone and stuff. How embarrassing! Anyways, now he has to get the wizard to fix his phone or his dad will tear him a new one!

You are going to Crimpo Crap your pants playing this game! It's like other video games but significantly worse. I prematurely apologize for the lack of prose but video games are hard to make.

Finally someone to rattle the cages?

In Crimpo Quest, you play as Crimpo. After successfully retreating from his life for another successful school year, the first thing on Crimpo's mind was from a illegal low-speed vehicle. The wizard was courteous enough to bring you back to life, but booked it before you could assess the damage. Try to break even on his son's ribs! Will that make your phone un broken? No, but it will have you all tired out before bedtime!

Meet and beat strangers

interact and take the lives of several wacky characters. Some of which die at your hands and some are completely uncontrollable and understanding that is the first step to moving on. It’s all just your state of mind.

Deep Implications

Freudian thinking and analysis of interpersonal relationships of random strangers ties together several bigger stories and rewards intuition while also making sure that stupid people will never read anything longer than 6 sentences. Actually there’s more than 6 sentences in some sequences but half of them are “yeah” and “ok” from people that should be saying “watch your tone” and “I don’t get it”

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