Games Like Not a Trolley Problem!

You're not a philosopher. You're a hand.

Not a Trolley Problem! is a dark-humor incremental idle clicker where you drag hapless pedestrians onto the trolley tracks and watch the fare box fill up. Every splat pays out. Every upgrade makes the splats bigger. And the trolley? The trolley keeps coming.

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Not a Real Moral Question

There's no dilemma. There's no ethics committee. There's a trolley on a loop, a crowd on the curb, and a pocket full of coins. What you do with all three is up to you — but the math is pretty clear. There's no trolley problem. Just a trolley solution.