Games Like Messiah Simulator

A joke masquerading as a game. (The game is pretty fun too.)

You are the messiah. The miracles are wrong. The water becomes boxed wine. You walk under the sea instead of on it. Your disciples follow you around saying the wrong things. Roman soldiers drain your faith. You have to keep performing miracles to stay alive. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.

The Perfect Gift

Know someone who takes Jesus a little too seriously? This is for them. Know someone who genuinely thinks they're the Messiah? This is definitely for them. Messiah Simulator is a loving, blasphemous, surprisingly tender reminder that being the Messiah is impossible—and that's kind of the point.

Give it to your ultra-religious friend who needs to lighten up. Gift it to the person in your life who's convinced they're here to save everyone else. They'll figure out which one they are by the end of the first run. You can't fix them. But you can buy them a game where they get crucified and see how long they lasted.

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Delightfully blasphemous. Surprisingly tender. Buy it for the joke. Keep playing because it's actually fun.