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Clock in, fight for 30 years, retire maybe? In this office-themed 2.5D roguelite, fight with office supplies against waves of coworkers and the horrors of capitalism. May your job search be short and 401K plentiful.
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Performance Review: Survivor
SteamAbout Performance Review: Survivor
NOW HIRING: Senior Entry-Level Productivity Survival Analyst II
Shareholder First Company Solutions is seeking a highly motivated self-starter to join our award-winning workplace family. The ideal candidate thrives under pressure, understands that “work-life balance” is a competitor’s myth, and remains committed to company goals despite rapidly escalating cross-functional incidents.
This is a fast-paced opportunity with unlimited growth potential, provided you survive the probationary period.
Responsibilities include:
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Maintaining control of your cubicle during high-energy team-building events
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Upgrading company-approved productivity tools, including staplers, laptops, printers, and other standard office equipment
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Surviving quarterly performance initiatives, surprise compliance events, and the Annual Performance Review
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Ability to lift 50 lbs
Preferred qualifications:
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Strong time management during short, chaotic runs
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Ability to adapt to compounding weapon upgrades
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Comfortable operating in bullet-hell work environments
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Willingness to give 110% until there is nothing left to give
Compensation & Benefits:
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After-life 401K financial planning
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Performance-based escalation
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Plentiful team-building opportunities
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The slow erosion of self
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Dental
Performance Review: Survivor is a 2.5D roguelite where office problems follow you home, careers run short, and the Annual Performance Review is non-negotiable. In the unlikely outcome you manage to retire, comprehensive end-of-life financial 401K projection simulation is provided.
Applications accepted via fax only. Orientation starts immediately upon submission.
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