Games Like Shitford Cop Simulator

You’re the newest (and only) police officer in town.

Congratulations. Your job? Everything. From chasing reckless drivers who think stop signs are “suggestions,” to investigating who left a suspicious brown deposit on Mrs. Cranberry’s lawn. Track down small‑time marijuana growers, wannabe money launderers, and citizens who believe pants are optional in public spaces.

Build and expand your tiny police station

starting with a single desk and a coffee machine that hasn’t been cleaned since 1998. Unlock new tools, set up speed cameras, upgrade your equipment, and adopt a loyal police dog who is significantly more competent than most of the town’s population.

Shitford may be small, but it’s packed with big problems,

Weird characters, and daily chaos that only a rural town can produce. Keep the peace, enforce the law, and try not to lose your sanity.

A light‑hearted, comedic police sim where small-town nonsense becomes your full-time job.

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