A garden gnome on a pogo stick climbs 800 metres to the moon. No checkpoints. After every fall, a fictional Garden Office issues you an official notice — with a reference number, and a very precise record of how many times you have failed in that exact spot.
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One gnome. One pogo stick. 800 metres to the moon.
No checkpoints. No saves. No mercy.
One bad jump at 600 metres puts you back on the lawn. That is not a bug. That is the game.
Then the paperwork arrives
After every fall, the GARDEN OFFICE gets in touch. An official notice, duly served, with a reference number. It knows your name, it knows your altitude — and it knows exactly how often you have failed in that exact spot.
ASCENT PERMIT DENIED. Ref. GA-2026-0417. The site has been surveyed. There are no grounds for appeal.
Every notice is filed in your cabinet. There are hundreds. You do not want to collect them all. You will anyway.
The climb
Rank and kit
Made to be shared
Runs entirely offline. No tutorial beyond the first few minutes. It will not help you.
Good luck. The office is not expecting it.
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