Games Like Just a Normal Porcini Hunt

JUST A NORMAL PORCINI HUNT

It’s a game where you go into the woods and look for porcini mushrooms.

So far, so good. 😌

I could tell you about the characters, the things you can do, what happens in the forest, and all the other extremely intelligent ideas I put into the game.

But if I explained everything here, what would be the point of making you pay for it? 😏

Since you’re going to have to spend money on it, you might as well enjoy the surprise.

Every run takes place in a procedurally generated forest, so at least you can get lost somewhere different each time.

All you really need to know is that, in real life, I’m a pretty bad mushroom hunter.

Very bad. 😅

So instead of improving, learning how to read the forest, or peacefully accepting my limitations, I did the most reasonable thing:

I made a videogame where I could finally be good at finding mushrooms.

SPOILER: I still wasn’t. 😂

There are porcini.

There’s a forest.

You have a basket.

And for a while, everything will seem perfectly normal.

For a while. 😬

Also, people in these woods are very protective of their porcini.

Sometimes a polite chat is enough. Sometimes it takes a punch. 👊

And if walking feels too slow, there’s a wild boar who can be persuaded to give you a ride. For a modest fee. In porcini. 🐗

One last thing: if something looks aesthetically questionable, it probably is.

But someone will still manage to appreciate it.

After all, that’s the same hope you have... 😉

WHAT’S IN THE WOODS (OUR LAWYER SAID NOT TO WRITE THIS)

Overheard in the woods: “Fish detected. Filleting not required.” · “I came for the mushrooms. I stayed for the cardio.” · “Warranty… void…”

Mushroom ecology is simplified. Do not use this game to identify real mushrooms. Hospitals already have enough paperwork.