Games Like God, There Are Heretics

Hello, God! There are heretics in that island village, and I've come to report them. They said the weather was nice. Imagine judging Your work like that! I heard it with my own ears, so they can't deny it.

I can't remember what they did, God, but they certainly deserved it. I watched houses catch fire and the flames spread, then a huge tidal wave and a tornado swept through. The heretics on fire ran about while the others screamed, pointed and fled.

Please strengthen Your teachings and collect holy relics, God! Then You can punish more heretics with less trouble. The ones I reported are still walking about as if nothing happened, so please give them all a good punishment.

I'll be back when there's another house to report!