THE ULTIMATE (ONLY!) HIGH SCHOOL ROGUELITE

In the year 2000, you're newly entering high school. Trouble is, with your inexperience, everything out of your mouth is stupid, rude, or corny. Regardless, you've gotta put yourself out there, stumble around, and make things happen.

Will you bother/befriend/date WENDY STRICKLAND, the self-styled cartoon princess and VHS hoarder?

GRETCHEN KANTOR, the compulsive liar?

YANG RIVERS, the roly-poly hellion?

TABITHA WOODRIE, a girl so shy, people think you're making her up?

...and more.

FEATURES

Befriend or romance a bevy of unpopular girls. (Guys coming soon.)
Choose where to spend free time to make the most of or waste the semester.
What's wrong with you? Choose your worst traits to determine dialogue options.
Meet goals to buy unlockables, including goth costumes and protection from social foul-ups.
Shape an ultra-responsive narrative with your choices. Build your own high school life.
Relive the year 2000, the age of emo and Degrassi: The Next Generation.
Use junk from the grocery store as gifts to endear yourself to a friend or charm a crush. Unique responses from each person for each item.
Play as male, female, or nonconforming.
Quick replayability inspired by Monster Prom. Tons of variant jokes, branching storylines, and endings.
Original soundtrack and hand-drawn art by a single (insane) developer.
You can kiss the dog.

How's Your English

Loser's Romance

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Loser's Romance