YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS.

Arena roguelike inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac where you are the Final Boss
Pick your Dungeon Boss from a huge, unique roster
Quick and Addictive Runs (<30 minutes)
Craft your build from a wide variety of creative and innovative mechanics:
Equip boss attack patterns, summon minions, swing physics-based chain spikeballs, and kick wrecking balls (and play soccer with your minions or co-op partners!). Wield guns, grow plant minions with a watering can, transform enemies into sheep or golden statues (or both?), mine ore, deploy turrets.
Wild Theorycrafting & Emergent Gameplay: Discover unique synergies
Break the Game: Push your Amount or Size stats to absurd levels and watch the screen explode in chaos! Use the Cheater Item to stack unique items multiple times
Play as a Giant Worm Boss, Spider Queen, Seductive Succubus and more
Wave-Based Carnage: Survive increasingly intense raids of Noobs (+Endless Mode)
Level Up and Shop: Collect souls to level up and buy powerful upgrades
Unlock tons of content and challenges
Cute and Badass artstyle, Banger OST
Parody RPG Universe, meta humor and funny cutscenes
(Twitch Streamer Mode: noobs takes usernames and messages from chat)
Singleplayer and multiplayer
4 players Local Co-op (+ Steam Remote Play Together)

NOOBS ARE COMING! Show them who's the boss